7.17.2008

things that go splat in the night

i've got a story so unbelievable that i don't even know how to tell it properly. i could spend hours drafting a clever narrative, but i think all i really need to say is that someone, or possibly some thing, shit on andy's patio. i wish i was kidding. more details to follow, but for now, please listen to the audio provided in this youtube clip:




*please don't think less of me for posting a dane cook clip. it was just too relevant to ignore.

2 comments:

Naomi said...

i am anxiously awaiting written details as well as photographs of the "poopy" patio! i used to like dane cook...back in the day...but i can't listen to this clip because i'm at work. i will enjoy it later.

NewsWeeks said...

I think less of you.