conspiracy theory

the past 10 or so times i've driven to work i've seen a plastic grocery sack upside down on one of those gas line marker stumps just as you enter the paces neighborhood on ridgewood road, just after the bridge. i didn't think anything of it at first, but was reminded of something i had heard on the radio about secret codes for illicit rendezvous and other sketchy stuff. for instance, it was said that if someone puts a pineapple on their front porch, it means there is a swingers party there. so then i started thinking that maybe the bag placement was deliberate, and the people in that neighborhood are involved in some crazy stuff. i see at least 5 people walking their dogs along that route on any given day, so perhaps the dogs are in on it too. that would be pretty clever, except for the fact that i'm onto them now.